Už , jei laiku ir vietoj.
My wife and I planned on committing suicide together....but when she killed herself things started to look a lot more positive.
After I heard that my girlfriend got pregnant , everything changed:
My name, adress, phone number, id code.
Most hilarious joke:
Feminism and SJWs
What anime and manga are telling us about Japan?
2 nukes weren't enough.
When I'll get old , I want to die sleeping, like my grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Pasak pensininkų , dabartinė Lietuvos ekonomika varžosi su laisvo kritimo pagreičiu.
Kad ir kaip Einikių šeima važiuoja į Palangą pasidegint, žmona vistiek prisirenka mėlynių.
Our daughter got cancer, so my wife redecorated her room to pink color just cheer her up. I think my new gym room looks pretty gay.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever, it is just heading straight for the world trade center.
The Bible is too wordy. The 10 Commandments are a load of *. You don’t need all these things. The Bible should be one sheet of paper, and on that sheet of paper it should say: "TRY NOT TO BE A CUNT". And if you do that every day, you'll be a good person.
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
Harriet Tubman definitelly should be on $1 bill, so I can finally collect blacks as currency again.
Dar šitas geras 
