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🕐 2015-05-13 15:15 #61
vaikinas su mergina sedi parke ant suoliuko ir vaikinas sako merginai galiu savo desrele tavo virtuvei pasyldyt mergina atsako negali as dabar ten barscius verdu o vaikinas atsauna tai saukstas grietines barsciams nepakenks:D
🕐 2015-06-28 19:07 #62
Rytoj garaže remontuoju mašina, poryt kepenis.

Dėkit anekdotų.
🕐 2015-07-02 14:19 #63
Wololo parašė:
Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?
She needed more concentration.


Šitas negailestingas

Šitas ne anekdotas,bet vistiek prajuokino biški:

http://i.imgur.com/wncRZSL.jpg?1
🕐 2015-07-02 23:06 #64
Jon4s4 parašė:
[quote]Wololo parašė:
Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?
She needed more concentration.


Šitas negailestingas

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Ikr , dar grožybių:


What did Hitler said to the black jew?
"Get back to oven."


My uncle died in 9/11 and he called me moments before it happened. I will always remember his last words... "Allahu Akbar".


What do you call a flying jew?
A smoke.


Why Mexico doesnt compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.


What does the jews says when they see you?
Sh*t , the gestapos here! Quick! Quick! Under the floorboards!


Yesterday the fattest man in the world died , and thats a HUGE loss!!!
The cremation date: next tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and saturday.


Why you shouldn't tell a woman , that she is fat?
Because elephants never forget.


What's the best way to ground your kids?
Use the meat grinder.


How do you call a black man on earth?
A problem.


How do you call 10 black men on the moon?
A problem.



What do you call all black men on the moon?
Problem solved.
Redaguota 2015-07-02 23:26
🕐 2015-08-05 09:33 #65

- Brangioji, pasimylim?
- Tai, kad sūnus nemiega.
- Miega jis.
- Ne, žiūrėk, sūneli, atnešk vandenuko... (Tyla)
- Na, gerai.
Aistringas seksas, garsus orgazmas, abu atsigulę dar ekstazėj išgirsta garsą tamsoje:
- Ir ilgai čia man tą stiklinę su vandeniu dar reiks laikyt?
🕐 2015-08-05 10:11 #66
pagrandukas pasisvere
🕐 2015-08-05 11:20 #67
What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.



What's the difference between unicorns and black people?

Years of slavery.
Redaguota 2015-08-05 11:21
🕐 2015-08-05 11:29 #68
Ateina Petriukas namo ir sako tevui:
- Teti siandien gavau sexo
- O tai puiku, einam po 100g padarysim
- Noriu paklaust: o dar ilgai sikna skaudes?
🕐 2015-08-05 12:05 #69
What do you call a barn full of black people?
Outdated farm equipment.

What do you call a barn full of Mexicans?
Modern farm equipment.

Whitney Houston will be turning in her grave...
...so they can fit her daughter in.
🕐 2015-08-06 17:02 #70
Vyras sako savo žmonai:
- Kodėl tu niekada nedejuoji kada mes mylimės?
- O reikia? - klausia žmona, - Na aš galiu, tu tik pasakyk kada.
Mylisi... Žmona klausia:
- Ar jau dejuoti?
- Dar ne, - atsako vyras.
- Ar jau?
- Na dabar dejuok!
- Na ir gyvenimėlis... Kaimynė su nauja mašina važiuoja, o aš vis su ta pačia gelda... Kailiniai baigia nuplikti, jau nekalbant apie batus praėjusio šimtmečio, man jau gėda ir į gatvę išeiti...
🕐 2015-08-06 19:38 #71
What does Anime tells us about Japan?
2 nukes wasn't enough.

What it is red and white and sits in the corner?
Baby eating razor blades.


What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
Redaguota 2015-08-06 19:41
🕐 2015-08-07 17:47 #72
Dukra:
- Mam, aš nėščia.
Mama:
- Kaip tai??
Dukra:
- Tai atsitiko visai netyčia..
Mama:
- Tai nori pasakyti, kad ėjai ir užkliuvai už b****?!
🕐 2015-08-07 18:05 #73
I admit that the fireworks at the opening ceremony for the Beijing Olympics were impressive, and hard to top...

...but just you wait and see what Al-Qaeda have got lined up for London in 2012.


🕐 2015-08-07 18:22 #74
Vyras grįžta anksčiau iš komandiruotės ir aptinka savo lovoje žmona su kaimynu:
- Ką jis daro mūsų lovoje???
- Stebuklus!
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